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Suspect List

♋ Freddie Fitzgerald

Freddie, a young craft-brewer, knows a lot more about wine than women. The week he dated Rose was the happiest he’d ever been. When she dumped him, he threw himself into his work, brewing enough cider, mead, and beer to satisfy all of Chapel Hill. He claims he’s doing just fine now, but he’s been seen watching Rose at her sessions from afar, teary-eyed and jealous of her new boytoys. But surely he wouldn’t have the guts to kill her... right?

♐ Ramona Ramsey

It’s not easy growing up with a sister like Rose. While Ramona studied and bonded with her goats, Rose was wined and dined by every boy she met; while Ramona supported herself through veterinary school, Rose became a wealthy internet sensation. Ramona claimed to love her sister very much, but most would say they had a tense relationship. Did this sibling rivalry go too far?

♓ Wilma "Will" Warden

Will is a neighboring farmer who was sick and tired of Rose’s popular yoga sessions disturbing her quiet, rural life. She thought yoga was supposed to be peaceful, but the daily sound of Rose’s chipper voice and loud pop music made her anything but calm. It didn’t help that Rose’s forgetful friends often left their lattes, protein bars, and yoga gear lying around, rolling onto her property. The sheriff already had to ban her from storming into Rose’s yoga sessions to complain — maybe she was planning a more permanent solution to the noise problem.

♏ Sawyer Sparks

Sawyer may have lost about 100k followers recently, but she's still popular, right? She's totally taking accountability for her actions! Rose called her out publicly for cheating on her gluten-free vegetarian diet, but she totally doesn’t hold a grudge against a fellow influencer. Even if she lost some brand deals… even enough to make buying her dream electric car impossible this year. Could this Scorpio have a deadly sting?

♒ Leslie Lane

Leslie is a young reporter on the Daily Tar Heel at UNC Chapel Hill. When they were sent by their paper to cover Rose’s new line of smoothies, they never expected they’d be writing about a murder case! They’re friendly, sharp-eyed, and naturally curious. They’ve overheard tense conversations, spotted strange clues, and taken a lot of notes about the morning of the disastrous smoothie launch.

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